My roommate's so stupid
She failed to see a coffin
outside the turkish restaurant
by which she walks
no less than
four fuckin' times
a day,
every day,
goddamit.
It drives me to scribble such wretched verse as that which you have had to endure, dear reader.
Is there any better reason to leave off from a lousy roommate, than her eye-opening ignorance what compels me to pen not so eloquently as I do, now, about the bleeding obvious? And in case my meagre words fail to make a case, then let me introduce a couple thousand words:
